thinking about space fucks me up 

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children


no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued


you should NEVER BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR LAUGH like of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe the biggest. that is your happy making sound. i hope it sounds like a crazy donkey. you are beautiful. 

The walk of shame at the store when you have to put something back because your mom says “no.”


i want to be so hot that i turn gay people straight